Oops, she did it again! No bawdy ballgown for Tyra Banks on Dancing With the Stars; now's her chance to don school girl braids and expose her midriff because it's Britney night, bitches! Hey, anything's better than looking like the Dilophosaurus that spit on Newman at the end of Jurassic Park, right?
And what's this? Another absence due to the ongoing pandemic? Add Derek Hough to the list of ballroom no-shows in week 3, behind Cheryl Burke and Cody Rigsby (both of whom tested positive). “Due to a potential COVID exposure, and although he's fully vaccinated and has tested negative, Derek has elected to sit out tonight's show out of abundance of caution,” his spokeswoman tells EW.
But if Rigsby and Burke can work from their living rooms, why can't Hough? I'll save that question for when (and if) I ever return to the backstage press room. On with the show!